When the smoothie bowl fad inevitably dies out, I hope that the smoothie cube takes its place. The cube is criminally underutilized.
We asked five strangers what they would like to see in place of the smoothie bowl, and here is what they came up with:
Stranger 1: The day the government tries to take our smoothie bowls away from us is the day that we gather our local militias and finally rise up to overthrow this corrupt dictatorship.
Stranger 2: I am highly allergic to smoothies. Aunt Rosalie gave me a smoothie back in 1997 and my esophagus closed up on me. The doctor said I could have died.
Stranger 3: Just put the smoothie back in the cup. Smoothies never should have left the cup. Let’s go back to the good old days when smoothies were in cups, movies would cost you a nickle, and the Portuguese never dared to cross the ocean.
Stranger 4: Smoothie? Not as smooth as my skin. I am the real smoothie.
Stranger 5: Put the smoothies in time capsules. Our grandchildren will need them when the mutants rise from the underground tunnels to reclaim what is rightfully theirs.
Interesting answers from some interesting pedestrians! Are you also interesting? If so, comment below and tell us what you think should replace the smoothie bowl! Just don’t say the cube. I already came up with cube. If you say cube too then that makes you a poser.