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Pathetic. If eggs are supposed to make us stronger then why did this one break so easily?

It’s laughable how easy it is to break an egg. Literally any object you hit a stupid egg with will cause it to break. Hammers, wrenches, bullets, etc. Even my simple cousin Jeffrey has broken his fair share of eggs, and he has no arms.

You are what you eat. So if you eat these fragile little eggs for breakfast on a regular basis, then what should you expect to be? Humpty Dumpty, that’s who.

So either you can go vegan and be a normal able-bodied human, or you can eat eggs to the point that you fall off a wall and crack open like a big dumb idiot. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather not make a fool out of myself in front of all the king’s horses and all the king’s men.

Let’s take a minute to think of a few things that don’t break as easily as an egg:

First of all, take note that all of these things begin with the letter P. That is what we call a coincidence. It has no significance whatsoever and you should pay no attention to this fact.

Second of all, all these things are vegan. That is because vegan food is strong, and a vegan diet fosters great strength. Did you know that in 1952 the International Olympics Committee banned vegans competing from the Summer games in Finland because they considered veganism to be a performance enhancing drug?

Do not quote me on that because it is not correct, but wow does it sound interesting.

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  • February 19, 2018 at 2:43 pm
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    I have chickens and roosters as pets and pest control. I don’t eat them. I don’t eat their eggs, but I give the eggs away. They only eat organic feed and organic table scraps. The shells are super strong and you can literally bounce them on the ground. Store bought eggs are garbage.

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