5 Stars You know what they say about nectarines. If the inside of your nectarine is yellow it’s a fine fellow. If the inside of your nectarine is brown put it down. It is past its prime and you should
A Guide To Eating Nectarines
Proper Orange Eating Etiquette
5 Stars Do not use your hands to eat an orange. Use a toothpick. This is what separates us from the apes. Eating an orange like a primitive savage is the easiest way to lose the respect of your friends
The Mysterious Powers Of The Horned Melon
5 Stars The horned melon is an exotic fruit rich in vitamin C that you pick up at the grocery store and say “Wow, that’s amazing” without any intention to actually buy it. Little do people know, the horned melon
How To Eat A Dragon Fruit
5 Stars Asking DreamWorks to create a new franchise called How to Eat Your Dragon Fruit because I have no idea where to even start here. Seriously though, how the hell am I supposed to eat this? Is it even
Multi-Purpose Lime
5 Stars Keep a lime in your kitchen at all times. It kills the scurvy molecules in the air. Or you can eat it to fill your mouth with delicious lime molecules. In fact, there are countless fun things you
Naturally Blue Blueberries
5 Stars Blueberries are quite possibly the only blue food in the world that isn’t an artificially colored phony. Is blue the rarest color? Food tells us yes. Did you also know that blue is the most vegan color? Anything
This Green Apple Taught Me Nothing
5 Stars How did apples make Sir Isaac Newton discover gravity? I’ve been staring at this one all day and I haven’t learned a damn thing. I mean I’ve thought of a few things, but nothing that really shakes up
GMO Strawberry Tomato
3 Stars GMO stuff is getting out of control. I can’t tell if my tomato looks like a strawberry or if my strawberry looks like a tomato. If we’re going to let genetic modification run wild then scientists might as
Blackberries and Racism
5 Stars Is it racist if you like blackberries less than strawberries and raspberries? Yes. Yes it is. Today is Martin Luther King Day. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream. And that dream was for racist ass honkeys to
The Stickiest Mango
5 Stars It doesn’t matter which way you cut your mango. Your hands will get sticky. Your mouth will get sticky. Your soul will get sticky. Do you know of Spiderman? He is a superhero. Many people think that Spiderman