0 Stars: Not vegan. Do not eat.
1 Star: Vegan, but not edible. Do not eat.
2 Stars: It’s vegan but I would really rather not eat it.
3 Stars: This is vegan and does not offend my taste buds.
4 Stars: You better believe this is vegan. It gives me many feelings that feel like happiness.
5 Stars: Vegan perfection. Eat it. Eat it as many times as you possibly can.