Humor can only be found in vegan things. Travesties such as meat, dairy, and Tyler Perry films are no laughing matter. Non-vegan food only brings depression and suffering.
Here’s a helpful humor guide that will show you the right way to tickle your funny bone.
Funny: Tom slips on a banana peel. Looks like the monkey got the last laugh this time!
Not Funny: Tom drops the hot dog he was eating and slips on it. Fuck you Tom. I hope the fall broke your neck.
Funny: Tom accidentally spills mustard on his brand new shirt. Classic Tom, always goofing off.
Not Funny: Tom accidentally spills mustard on his brand new shirt. Because he was eating a hot dog. Fuck you Tom. No wonder your wife left you.
Funny: Tom stuffs 10 pieces of cauliflower into his mouth. His cheeks are full like those of the hungry chipmunk. You’re killing us with comedy Tom.
Not Funny: Tom stuffs 10 marshmallows into his mouth. Fuck you Tom. Your mouth is full of horse hoof puffs. Stick to cauliflower you fat bastard.
Funny: Arrested Development. That’s just some high quality television, no doubt about it. Would Micheal Cera even exist without this show? The world may never know.