Oh no. No, no, no. We have made a terrible mistake. Take a look at this avocado. Notice anything peculiar? That’s right, it’s perfect. Not a flaw on it.
We should never have chosen this for our first review. The bar has been set too high. Unreachable. We went with the Matthew McConaughey of avocados. Ripe and charming. We should have gone with the Matthew Perry of avocados. Moldy and inebriated. Past its prime. Barely clinging on at this point. Let’s all take a moment to say a quick prayer for Mathew Perry.
Can we recover from such a foolish misstep? Check back for our next review to find out. We probably can’t.